Does masturbation ever actually happen?

I don't know what its real name is and thought t-i-t w-a-n-k would be censored so there it is: masturbation. I'm 16 and the closest I've ever got with a girl is a kiss and that's only happened once but by golly gosh she was a stunner! My friend, with a tally of two carved onto his wooden bed said that "Ti* w*nks don't really exist outside of apart from in really rare cases, for starters, when the woman actually has large enough . Blow jobs used to be the same. Only the slags would hand them out but with more people watching all lies are handing them out like there's no such thing as water or any other form of drink or alternative such as things like Tomato Puree which could p as water". Ignoring the last part is what he said true? And have you ever had/ given out ' masturbation'? Thanks.